Gift 16

[mander3-swish.livejournal.com]

TO: addict_writer
FROM: mander3_swish
TITLE: One Fuck
GIFT REQUEST: Fic. canon-compliant, porn without plot. Some good PWP with Brian and Justin doing what they love the most in a unique or funny set. Not much plot, but enough to make it a good story.
NOTE: So this is a bastardization of a Dr. Seuss story no one asked for. Addict_writer, I still want to write some good ol' PWP, but until that time, I hope this can tie you over.


One fuck
Two fuck
Top fuck
Blow job.
Fast fuck
Slow fuck
New fuck
Hand job.
This one has a little dick.
This one has a little kick.
Fuck! So many
Twinks out there.
Yes. Some are tops. And some are bears.
Some are old. And some we share.
Some are sad.
And some are glaad.
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they
Sad and glaad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your dad.
Some are thin.
And some are fat.
The hot one has
A green Corvette.
From there to here, from here to there,
Funny things
Are everywhere. Here are some
Who like to cum.
They cum for fun
In the hot, hot sun.
Fuck me! Fuck yes!
Fuck me! Fuck yes!
So many
Dicks create a mess.
Some are four inch
And some are six.
Some are eight inch
And some are thick.
How do they find them? I shouldn't say.
But some have certainly come from very far away.
We see them cum.
We see them blow.
Some fuck fast.
And some fuck slow.
Some are high
And some never show.
No one who visits
Is ever fucked twice.
You can guess why.
We used to think it was nice.
Lube!
Look at his fingers!
One, two, three…
How many fingers
Fit inside?
One, two, three, four,
Maybe some pills
A, B, C, D, E...e...eeeee
He's in ecstasy!
Ecstasy!
From the disco-pharmacologist.
Always some special concoctions.
Fucked him, too!

Comments

[wren-kt7oz.livejournal.com]

Bwa-ha-ha. Made me laugh out loud. Literally. Especially loved that you worked in the A B C D E eee bit which brings back such great memories of the first episode.

[mander3-swish.livejournal.com]

haha thanks!

[asm614.livejournal.com]

Lol. Very clever! ❤️❤️

[mander3-swish.livejournal.com]

thanks!

fic poem

[sfscarlet.livejournal.com]

so fun- great job- love that you kept the rhythm up

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!!!!!

Thank you so muchly for this. It's def what I needed to cheer up.

*Smoochies*

:)

[addict-writer.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! This was really fun! Loved it!

[kitkatbyte.livejournal.com]

I wasn't expecting it to, but this really made me laugh. Especially when I got to the "Dicks create a mess." part.
LOL

[rulisteningbj.livejournal.com]

Very cute and creative.

Dee Dee